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Old 08-18-2009, 09:33 AM
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If you need a funny...

Last night S was putting on some anti itch gel on her skeeter bites and decided for whatever reason to read the back of the tube with all the warnings/info.

She asks me "Why do boys get EVERYTHING@!??"

"What are you talking about?"

"The tube says "Do not use for vaginal or rectal itching"

"Uh, ya, you don't want to put that stuff in those places"

"I know, but how come boys can use it on THEIR parts then??" "It's just not fair! Boys get to have everything!"
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Old 08-18-2009, 10:56 AM
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THAT is HYSTERICAL!!!!!! One for the books!
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Old 08-18-2009, 11:39 AM
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HAAA!!!! That IS funny!!!
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crick, ROFL!
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awww...i never thought about that...but it's true!!!!!!!
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Old 08-18-2009, 02:06 PM
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OMG - too funny...maybe that's why DD wishes she had a boys' part!
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Never looked at it from that perspective, but, wow. She's right! LOL
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too funny! and very insightful! She's definitely a smart one
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Hehehehehe!!! Thanks I needed that tonight!!!
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