[aMarylandfamily]

Who is "offering" the contents of the chat last night this week .... Lucy????

[lucyjoy]

Is there money involved? Plane ticket? Do you have a note for why you missed chat, missy?

[crick]

ROFL!

Bet any old note isn't going to be good enough for Lucy, so you better make sure you doctor up a real professional one! Although...she'd probably spot that a mile away too.

Looks like you'll have to come up with the plane ticket after all, eh? LOL!

but..when Lucy is offline, can't see this, and can't make a voodoo doll of me, I'll tell you what happened...

[lucyjoy]

What?! I'm a mom, I see everything.

Shall we start with the part where Crick fell in love with Mike??? Lorraine thought that was important.......

(busy cutting out voodoo doll patterns now....)

[sltgjt]

Sounds like I missed the fun again. I fell asleep at 8:30 Maybe next Fri. I can be there for all the laughs.

[crick]

Lorraine thinks everything is important though! LOL!
J/K!

I do love Mike! In a completely platonic way! (sorry Mike!) I am going to hug him fiercly when I meet him to help him get over his aversion of hugs. If I remember correctly, Lorraine, Lucy and Barki are going to do the same, so guess Mike has a string of women after all?

[Dianna]

Hi, I tried to get into the chat a lot of times but there is some problem with my new isp server and and digichat. Would anyone consider having a chat on you know where as well? Same time same day. If we get bounced out of one, maybe we could check out the other. I was able to access you know where but no one else was there.

[lucyjoy]

It's true, we all love Mike whether he likes it or not. (He will now be hiding from us all.)

Well, Lorraine's a little bossy. Thinks she can make me share on her terms. I offered to share-she just didn't like the terms.

Kerby was upset about my convertible that Barki insisted I should have. Something about the price of gas(I assume that means he's paying for the gas-what a nice guy)

I know there was drinking going on. Didn't think I was involved but I seem to have somebody else's hangover headache and I'd like them to take it back!!!

Stlgt(did I get that right?)sleeping at 8:30? Do you really think we're buying that excuse? Hmmm?

[aMarylandfamily]

I thought I might actually make a "chat" session as dh was away, dear son decided to stay home and he who hasn't said much to me for a week (for some reason rules = unfair Mom!) asked if we could play a couple games ... so sorry guys ... one day I'll get there ...

Have thought of Mike alot this week ... who knows where Indy has been - probably escaped ... or is this the week he was off on an exotic vacation without his children!!! ... and when I read posting this morning made me feel even sadder for him - life sure can be unfair (don't tell ds I said that ... it's not allowed!)!

Watching for updates and more ...

[lucyjoy]

hmmm-quality time with the kids excuse, I don't know, hmmm

We might still let you come to the big party Kerby's throwing us in the new house he's buying. (Hurry up, Kerby, we need to party) Hey, since Kerby's buying the gas for my new convertible that Barki says I need, don't you think he should pay me allowance money as well?
I could use some allowance money...

Oh yeah, chat....hmmm, when we get to Kerby's house
we won't know who we are as we all gave such lovely descriptions of ourselves...Skipper wasn't Barki as skipper was too flat as I recall from the conversation, did we ever figure out just who Barki is?(she's mysterious, we know that)

[Lorraine123]

I think she was Midge, Barbie's other friend. Barbie apparently lost this friend when she became pregnant.

And Lucy - sorry, but the sharing terms that you offered were highly unfair!!!!!!! You have to play fairly or you will not be invited back. And you need to put away that voodoo doll.

And - Crick - Platonic???? I thought all touch was good touch???? If you know what I mean......

[crick]

No, Lorraine...I have NO IDEA what you mean!! All my touches are of course good touches! I took those classes yanno...no...not THOSE classes, the ones in foster care..where you learn bad vs. good? Sheesh! Mike is never gonna talk to me again! LOL! Course, no one will if Lucy gets "the doll" done. YIKES

Yes, Barki is Midge, I think...but who was Skipper? And Ken? Did that go to Mike or Kerby?

And there was more mention of a tropic vacation destination, cabana boys, and when we did delve into the intellect (yes, we actually did have some of that, believe it or not), we unfortunately had some dark convos about funerals and suicide. I say unfortunate, not because it wasn't necessary/good to discuss, but because real life centered around it all...

[octavias]

Originally Posted by crick

Lorraine thinks everything is important though! LOL!
J/K!

I do love Mike! In a completely platonic way! (sorry Mike!) I am going to hug him fiercly when I meet him to help him get over his aversion of hugs. If I remember correctly, Lorraine, Lucy and Barki are going to do the same, so guess Mike has a string of women after all?

Let's not forget the fact that these are barbie women!

[lucyjoy]

Oh sure, first Mike feeds me to that sand thingy for this 1000 years of hell and now Lorraine is tossing me out of chat. Worms aren't vegetarian so guess I need a new lonely song cause even if no one loves me, I'm not touching those slimy creepy crawlers.

Barki couldn't possibly be Midge if her friendship has conditions and that rumor about Barbie and the baby thing just isn't true(imposter-a troll) And as for Ken-Barbie kicked him to the curb.

No voodoo dolls? What?! Your just mad, Lorraine, because Barki gave me a cabana boy to go with my convertable and you didn't get one. I told you you can have Ken.

Crick's just in denial about her true feelings-lets get her an attachment therapist.

Mike will speak to us long enough to tell us why he's killing us.

And yes, sadness is a big part of our real lives and it's good that we can share that with each other along with a little bit of fun to lighten the load.

[crick]

I'm not in denial! I have a great play therapist! And that's the same thing...right? ROFL!