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01-12-2006, 11:23 AM
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The Mommy Test
Someone sent this to me....
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been laying outside. You don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," ..I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart. Disclaimer: I hope no one is offended, most who know me know that I would NEVER mean to offend anyone. So dad's it is just a funny!! 
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Shay Proud mommy of Daria from Stavropol, Russia TTC#2 Angel Babies (Feb07/Mar08) you both will be in my heart forever! Last edited by Shay : 01-12-2006 at 11:38 AM. 
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01-12-2006, 11:46 AM
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Very funny!!!!
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Proud Parents of Son, Adrian (DOB 12/10/02) Adopted in St. Petersburg 9/29/04
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01-12-2006, 11:51 AM
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Ha ha ha ... very funny.
 Seriously...I'm glad I don't have to know everything to pass the Mommy Test! I'd have to memorize where to hide everything so your spouse can't find it. 
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Julia's Journey -from Ulan-Ude -Trip #1 November 2004 -Trip #2 March 9, 2005 -Gotcha Day March 17, 2005 -Home Forever March 26, 2005 -RAD diagnosis May 2006 -PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Diagnosis) August 2006 Our attachment therapist's quote to me after a session with my daughter and my wife: "You've landed yourself right in the middle of a looney bin."
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01-12-2006, 01:38 PM
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ditto Mike
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Джордан Август Сергей адоптед фром Алекандров, Владимир, Россия 27/1/1999 Jordan August Sergei adopted from Alexandrov, Vladimir, Russia 1/27/1999
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01-12-2006, 01:40 PM
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Quote:
we just like to keep you on your toes!!
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Shay Proud mommy of Daria from Stavropol, Russia TTC#2 Angel Babies (Feb07/Mar08) you both will be in my heart forever!
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01-12-2006, 01:40 PM
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that's great Shay. Thanks for sharing!! hahaha
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Krista Mom to Kaylee born 11/22/99 adopting for second child in Saratov, Russia first trip 2/28 second trip 4/6 James Patrick forever ours 4/9 here comes #3...Jagger Michael born 6/3/05
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