[echaos]

My two and 3/4 year old son walked rather determinedly into the dinning room this morning and announced:

"I need a wife. A good wife. A wife that works."




While Hilary disolved into giggles, I did my best to keep a straight face and ask him why he needed a good wife that works.

His response, with a big grin:

"I make 'iam's pea-butter!"

And then the lightbulb went off over my head! He wanted a knife!! to make his peanut butter toast!

He'll never live this one down!

[paigeturner]

Oh Andy! Thanks for the Monday morning giggle. You're right he'll never live it down!

[dadfor2]

oh andy, i nearly died.....too funny

the best part is, that a child having two moms, you would think he would be more sensitive to woman issues....lol.......but atlas, need not worry, the little bugger just wanted a knife for his penut buttter.....

i loved that...thanks for the laugh......

[gregorysparents]

I needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks Andy for sharing your funny experience. I would make sure to write this one down - for use 18 years down the road!!!

[crick]

LOL! That's too cute!

I love it when my kids get their words mixed up at times. Just makes me laugh!

My 8 year old was recently playing with his microscope and was looking at some brine shrimp. Told me "That BRAIN shrimp tastes really gross but now I'm going to be really really smart!" Told him it's good that he's so smart now because now he'll know not to eat that again. LOL!

[paigeturner]

When my youngest was just learning to read and sounding out everything in sight, we were at my BIL's video store picking up movies. My husband had gone in and I was waiting in the car with the girls. "S" started saying "vu...vuu...vucker" I was frantically looking all over to see where she'd read that! I looked up at the reader board and it said "VCR cleaning and repair". For years when someone would bring in their VCR for repair my BIL would say, "I'll get that vucker fixed up in no time!"

[BrandyHagz]

ROFL

"I need a wife. A good wife. A wife that works."

Sounds like my husband j/k

Thats to cute!

[dpen6]

Andy,

That was really cute...I was starting to think Wow..its really not conditioning but inbred in those males...LOLthank goodness he was talking about a knife and not a "wife"...lol

My story on miscomunication invoves my 6 year old(now 19).

We were riding in the care and he very innocently asked me what a condom was...instead of asking probing questions like we did you here about condoms ect??/ I sputtered a response..after all I was going to be totally open about these things wasn't I? But he was only six!! I gave some long convulted explaination.... then he said

"Oh...Kevin has one in Florida"

He meant condo!!!! I am going to have to ask him if he remembers that conversation...

Donna