[Tazer]

Originally Posted by Stormster

Tracy, until the firm butt line I thought I might be just the woman for you!

Well I'll keep you on the list, (you are nice) but I'm not willing to settle so keep in mind that you probably won't get chosen unless you're willing to relocate at your own expense AND you have a 6-figure income to make up for what you are lacking. Tracy

[Shai's Mom]

::: sigh :::: you know you're over 40, when all over sudden your arms are too short to read a menu at a restaurant..

[Stormster]

I posted this elsewhere but DS calls me Nana!

[Mil]

You know you're over 40....

whenever you go to the doctor, the conversation always contains the words 'well, you're at that age now....' lol

[dragonfly1234]

LOL.....MIL!!!!

The rest of you guys crack me up!!!! Keep it coming I know there are more of you out there!!!!!

[DebCsMom]

The other day Cylie says, "Grnadma...I mean Mommy!" NO NO NO, I am NOT the Grandma!!! LOL

She had just spent the day with my Mom but still....

Deb

[startedover]

YOu know your fourty when your tot is pushing on your belly button and saying "boobie?", and she is RIGHT.

[DenzilDragon]

But... all of these have applied to me since I was in my 20s.

[alinev]

Hasn't anyone heard that 40 is the new 30?

[sugarmuffin]

You know your over 40 when the nurse asks you"Are you still getting your cycle?" HATE that question. It makes me feel old.

[startedover]

YOu know your over forty when you are the only one with a toddler on your hip calling you mama while you bye wrinkle cream.

[cheesehead]

Originally Posted by alreadylove2005

and you know you're over 50 when.....

hmmmm, can't remember what I was going to say. Maybe it'll come back after my nap.

Oh yeaaaaaa....I'm not alone

And when you.....1.) can order Happy Meals for everybody...cause you just can't eat like you use to ...and oh....Sr. coffees please.

2.) you take a trip to the drugstore often to try the latest wrinkle/firming creams.

3.) sit and look around the house/yard to figure out what work has to be done and then decide...nobody cares anyway so no big deal..and if they do..so what.

4.) go to the dr. and they ask you when you had your last period...and you can't remember.

and 5.) stand in front of the mirror and pull up on your face to see how the face lift would look....pretty good

[dragonfly1234]

Oh my gosh!!!! I so needed a good laugh and you all did that for me....but you all are so right!!!! 40 something does things to us.....lol We have to stay strong you all!!!!!