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08-28-2007, 10:57 AM
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Tuesday fun!
Yesterday my son and I had lunch at Arby's. They had on his kids meal really silly jokes. You remember all the silly jokes you would tell eachother when you were a kid?
So today lets just tell those silly jokes and get a few good chuckles. Why is it hard to fool a snake? Because you can't pull his leg.
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#2
08-28-2007, 02:31 PM
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven "ate" nine.
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08-28-2007, 06:02 PM
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Haha Joe!
Did you hear the one about the giraffe? Well, it's over your head.
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Proud Mom To Superheroes
Lego Brickmaster and Superman/Spiderman!
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08-28-2007, 06:11 PM
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What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
My boom is bigger than yours.
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08-28-2007, 06:37 PM
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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they have no pockets to put things in.
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08-28-2007, 06:38 PM
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What do elephants do in the evenings?
Watch elevision. (I'm stuck on elephants for some reason)
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#7
08-28-2007, 07:16 PM
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Why do spiders always do so well in computer class?
They love the web.
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Proud Mom To Superheroes
Lego Brickmaster and Superman/Spiderman!
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#8
08-28-2007, 10:35 PM
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What do ducklings eat for snacks?
Milk and quackers
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J, bio son: born Feb '96 T, adopted daughter: born July '96, adoption finalized Dec '06 E adopted son: born Sept '99, adopted November '05 Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to hharm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
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#9
08-30-2007, 06:25 AM
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Why did the rooster cross the road?
To show he wasn't a chicken.
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Proud Mom To Superheroes
Lego Brickmaster and Superman/Spiderman!
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08-31-2007, 12:25 PM
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Knock knock
- Who's there? Cow goes. - Cow goes who? No, a cow goes "moo!"
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- Joe
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09-01-2007, 06:32 AM
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Did you hear about the delivery van loaded with thesauruses that crashed into a taxi?
Witnesses were astounded, shocked, taken aback, surprised, startled, dumbfounded, thunderstruck....
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