[dragonfly1234]

ROFL!!!! Crick I am laughing so hard I am having a tough time typing!!!

It just never occured to me to check for nose hair while waiting. I am obviously not spending my spare time effectively.

[powderpiggy]

My most embarrasing car moment had to be the time I locked my keys in the car with the car running. I did not have a spare at all anywhere (stupid I know). I called the sherriff and they came and broke in with the slim jim. He has a hard time of it and I thought I was going to have to pay to get a locksmith out there, but the Sherriff came through.

Needless to say, I was late to work that day.

[ChristieS]

Okay - you guys are TOO funny. ROFL.

While I won't tell you how many of the aforementioned I have ALREADY done - I do have a new one:

When my son was a year old I gave him my keys to play with while I buckled him in his carseat. Yeah, you know the rest... I shut the door and heard "click".

Fortunately it was perfect weather out - a little cool.

At this time I lived in a very small town. By the time the police arrived (about 3 minutes later) a small crowd had gathered to watch me making funny faces and jumping up and down to keep my son happy. My son thought the attention was great and cried when the policeman left. Huh??

BTW - a big welcome to dragonfly1234!

[daddysangel]

I know Tuesday is gone,but I have to tell my MOST embarrassing moment in my life.

One Saturday I decided to go grocery shopping with my wife.This is very rare for me to do.Our oldest was at a friends house so we took our 4yr old at the time and went.

We had everything in the cart and I was standing in the front of it with my back away from my daughter with a packed store around me when I heard her say

WHAT MELLS (smells)

I turn around and LOOK at her and she proceeds to go looking for her mom who was two isles down saying very loud

MOMMY DAD FARTED AND IT MELLS.

I just stood there thinking why did I do this.She said it 3 or 4 times, people are laughing, I am just standing there with nothing to say KNOWING that I never did and all my wife does is look up and say OK I heard ya the first time like it was no big deal.

I had two thoughts

What in the world happens in a grocery store that my wife would think this is no big deal AND how am I gonna get out of this.

All I could say when the check out girl asked me to give her a minute because she was laughing so hard was I never did it.

I do not think she believed me.

My wife acted all cool until we got into the car.Then proceeded to laugh all the way home.

My 4 yr old on the other hand was asking if she could have a candy bar before we even got to the check out.

AND dad just stood there.

GOD BLESS