[rapf777]

Ok those wacky laws were hysterical....Sorry Crick if any one got in trouble on my account. I will try to remember that in the future...hate to see someone get in trouble cause of me...

Also if you have not recieved points PLEASE let me know.

This is another fun one...

What is the silliest things your child has told you...

Worth 5000 points..

Ok Giuseppa tells me the other day that I was aggravating her!!!!

Everytime I tell her I want to eat her up...she says "No Mommy I am not food"

Have fun...lets keep us in stitches...this ought to be cute

This will end next Wednesday.

Rose

[SKL]

My wee one is always revising the facts to include the color purple. Lately she reports that before I come down each morning, her doll enjoys a purple breakfast. She also requests purple hugs.

Big sister can often be heard telling someone off. I guess the silliest thing that comes to mind right now is "don't touch my hair, I don't like it!" She does keep me in stitches, but mainly with teasing rather than talking.

[myguatbabes]

My little man B. got his sister's babydoll the other day and I asked him if that was his baby. He said "Nooooo, it's Cecil." I asked if he was Cecil's dad, and he said, "Nooooooo, he's adopt!" It was so cute. I asked him if he had adopted Cecil and he said, "yeaaaah." He is just too funny

My youngest DD(2 yrs old), puts her hands on her hips and gives me a look and says, "You tell me story?" It is too funny.

[sstuart]

My son was a precocious reader and read at a very early age. When he was about 4 he was running around with his cousins and was out of breath. He said to us as he was holding his side " My ovaries are hurting"

[dana3262]

If the Strawberry Shortcake ends and i'm not in the room, maddy runs and fine me, pointing and smiling and says "MORE???" She doesn't have a ton of words yet but she did manage MORE!!

[EZ2Luv]

My MIL was watching my son he was almost 5. Well as quick as he is she turned her head for one minute and wouldn't you know he tripped on her bottom step. Excited when she hear him cry outshe said "N. what happened?" He answered "Your asking me what happened. your the one who is supposed to be watching me. You should know"
He was a little stinker with his quick wit.
My Momma would say before we went visiting say "We are going over Dora's house, you behave OK. I would always answer OK I will behave and you will be Paulina(my name)
I think I know where my son picked up his wit and fast answers lol

EZ

[rapf777]

Originally Posted by sstuart

My son was a precocious reader and read at a very early age. When he was about 4 he was running around with his cousins and was out of breath. He said to us as he was holding his side " My ovaries are hurting"

I am laughing sooo hard that MY OVARIES are hurting!!! ROFLRH

[Mommy K]

This is part words-part attitude-

When I ask her not to do something-she stamps her foot and says-"Don't talka me"- and the crosses her arms and walks way. She then claps her hands at the cat and says exactly what I say when she is acting naughty"okay- time out now"--like the cat can do time out for her.

[DeeVee]

This afternoon the girls were out back blowing bubbles (keep in mind that Clair-Elise still sometimes puts her lips right on the bubble wand; I have to remind her not to do that). I started to open up one of the bubble containers to refill it for them, when Carolina says:

"Oh mommy, we put our slug in there!"

Of course she said that a split second too late, so I scream and drop the thing on the ground (big YUCK factor!) And then of course I throw ALL the bubble containers away. Who knows what she put in the other containers?!?

EEEEWWWW! I thought only boys would do something like that!

[spragup]

When my daughter was little she came to me holding her stomach saying" I have a beetle"...I couldnt figure it out, and kept asking her "what do you mean you have a beetle"....She said mawmaw said "You probably just have a bug" "and beetle was the only bug I could think of"....

so now if you dont feel good and your tummy ever hurts..."you have a beetle"

love these kids...

[marty419]

My son Tyler has always loved eating maple/brown sugar oatmeal for breakfast.........started eating it at age 2 and continues to this very day (he's 6 now). One morning I left him at the table with his bowl of oatmeal and went to another room to do 'something'. - Tyler was about 3 y/o at this time. He soon followed me to the other room, sat his empty bowl down in front of me and says "Mommy, it looks empty - what'cha going to do about that?" I asked him what he wanted and he replies......"More OAKMILK please." He couldn't say OATMEAL correctly until he was about 4 y/o.

I still call it OAKMILK when I offer him breakfast.

[JoshGuat]

Originally Posted by rapf777

Ok those wacky laws were hysterical....What is the silliest things your child has told you...

Ok Giuseppa tells me the other day that I was aggravating her!!!!

Everytime I tell her I want to eat her up...she says "No Mommy I am not food"

Have fun...lets keep us in stitches...this ought to be cute

This will end next Wednesday.

Rose

Child: Mommy I have a head ache
Parent: Where does it hurt honey?
Child: right here.....(on her elbow)
Parent: Right here? ...(pointing to elbow)
Child: yes mommy

[momof8]

We were passing by a car with a bad smelling exhaust system, when Janna said, Ewww, that car's breath stinks!

[TygerLillie]

My little one who is almost 3 years old has the starting of a temper, when she does not like something I ask her to do she puts her hands on her hips and in a very serious voice tells me to "go to my room" and to "leave me alone, get away from me, your not my best friend anymore" it is very funny to watch her and we have recorded it on our camcorder to show her when she is older... the first time she did it I kid you not I nearly laughed until I cried. Needless to say she was not as amused LOL.

[rapf777]

These are funny...keep em coming..this ends next wednesday!!