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09-22-2008, 02:37 PM
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What is the craziest "don't do that" statement you have made?
The thread about saying no got me to thinking about this. For me the only one I can think of right now is
"No, you can't put the toothpick in your ear". I know there are more, I will try and remember. How about the rest of you?
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Linda Adopted son from Guatemala Born 11/15/05 referred 11/23/05 Home 7/31/06 
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#2
09-22-2008, 02:41 PM
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DON'T LICK THE TABLE!
Said after I told my 13 (YES! 13!) year old son to clean up the table where he'd just ate. 
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Brandy Adopted Adult, Mom & Wife Mothering From The Sidelines of Open Adoption
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09-22-2008, 02:42 PM
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Brandy- I'm glad to see it doesn't get less funny when they get older!
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Linda Adopted son from Guatemala Born 11/15/05 referred 11/23/05 Home 7/31/06
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09-22-2008, 02:45 PM
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please don't touch the cat's anus, she doesn't like it.
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Samantha- Mama to Julian  http://www.chiquitito.blogspot.com 09/28/06 DOB 01/10/07-3/27/07 PGN 04/27/07 Placed in our arms forever 05/12/07 Home sweet home
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09-22-2008, 03:05 PM
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nothing I write will be remotely interesting after those!
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“Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.” - Barbara Kingsolver "If you have love, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have." - Sir James M. Barrie "Nothing's gonna change my world." - John Lennon
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#6
09-22-2008, 03:15 PM
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"no you can NOT skateboard off the roof onto the trampoline"
(does anyone ELSE have crazy children??? I mean REALLY crazy???)
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resub 5/29 OUT 7/8 submit BC 7/10 BC (San Benito, Peten) 9/11 Passport 9/12 PINK 9/23 (no DNA) VISA Appt 10/7 Home 10/9
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#7
09-22-2008, 03:22 PM
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"Your teacher does not like it when you lick the computer screen at school".
Lisa, mom to 5
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09-22-2008, 03:24 PM
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The skateboard comment is something I have heard too although it did not include a trampoline.
My 12 year old recently asked if he could "ramp off the roof". He even promised he wouldn't get hurt! To my three year old daughter, "No we cannot use a washcloth to wipe our hinney and no it does not fit down the pipe like toilet paper." To my four year old. "No you cannot eat the month old chicken nugget you found under the car seat and, by the way, you cannot ask Why not?"
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Cindi Mom of 6 3 bios, 3 heart born Guat. Our Blog: livetoloveandlaugh.blogspot.com
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09-22-2008, 03:32 PM
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"NO! Don't put any more pretzel sticks up your nose!!!!"
after I had just removed the one that she inserted on the way home from church. Heather
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#10
09-22-2008, 03:34 PM
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"Don't rest your head on the toilet!"
--said in a nasty public bathroom when she was tired. And of course followed by "Why??"
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Julie PGN Waiters and FC List Keeper at http://guatedocs.bravehost.com/ DD (bio) DOB 6/10/05  DS of my heart  9/28/07 Referral: DOB 3/3/07 (almost 7 months old) 10/16 Our baby boy dies. In our hearts forever. DS DOB 01/27/0710/18/07 Referral (8.5 mos at referral) 9/20/08 Home Forever as a Family! (20 mos at homecoming)
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09-22-2008, 03:37 PM
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Don't touch your sister's poop.
Don't lick the toilet. Don't taste the wall (in a public bathroom). Don't taste the carpet (at the hotel in Guatemala). (Do you see a theme here?)
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Mom of Norma and Sara  ******************************** 6/06 began paper chase  9/06 home study completed  10/06 I-171 11/06 dossier completed 1/25/07 referral of Norma  1/26/07 referral of Sara 2/23/07 DNA test x 2 3/6/07 It's a match x 2!  4/23/07(?) out of FC 4/26-4/30 vist trip  5/5 & 5/7 PA x 2  5/24 "In" PGN  6/15 resubmit after KO 8/31 OUT x 2!  9/11 2nd DNA Auth 9/25 Pink!  10-10 Visa appointment 10-10 Norma's birthday party in Guatemala!  10-12 Norma and Sara are HOME!!!  ******************************** Thank God for a smooth process in Guatemala 
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#12
09-22-2008, 03:43 PM
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Do not put your slice of cheese on the dog's back, no, no...now get it off of her and no, you can't still eat it!! Said to my then 4 y/o who is now 20.
I always though I could write a book of all the things parents have had to say to their children. These are hysterical!!
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Missy mom to bio sons Zack 19, Preston 11, Logan 7 Maya our Guatemalan Princess DOB 10/26/06 accepted referral 11/1/06 wonderful visit 1/11/07-1/14/07  In PGN 1/12/07 Out 2/8/07 Pink 2/27/07 Embassy 3/5/07 Home forever 3/7/07
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09-22-2008, 03:48 PM
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what I say to Angelena...
The dog don't need you to wipe her butt with a wipey.... and Don't stick that turkey up your nose... and That is your brothers toy... you don't need to touch it.... (sorry...) And what I say to Angelo... If you play with that too much, it is gonna fall off...
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Ellie http://angelenachristina.blogspot.com/ THis blog is from when we started the adoptions. http://guatangels.blogspot.com - This blog is the new blog of our lifes adventures after both kids are home. Referral Offered 5/6/06 (Birthday 4/27/06) Out of PGN 9/28/2006 Home forever 10/20/06 SUBMITTED G884 10/28/2008 -REC. 11/21/08(MO) BABY ANGELO WAS BORN!!! 5/9/07 10/3 - Entered 12/17 - OUT 2/7/08 HOME SUBMITTED G884 10/28/2008 - REC 11/29/08(NY) LOOKING FOR: Linda Naomi M. Maria del Cielo M. IF YOU KNOW EITHER OF THESE GIRLS, PLEASE PM ME~ WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON~!!!
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#14
09-22-2008, 03:52 PM
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"Don't put your dirty poop toilet paper in the sanitary napkin receptacle."
 ...had to say this after my son, age SIX, first noticed this alleged "trash can" and comically said through the stall door to me, "Wow Mom! This stall has a trash can!" and I witnessed him wipe his butt, and put the paper in the little receptacle as I watched through the crack of the stall door!!!
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Shelbydog Bio son 5/6/02 Agency 3/5/05 HS Visit & Interview 3/20-29/05 I600A 3/18/05, Prints 4/8/05 HS INS 4/22 State Auth 4/29 Consulate 4/30 Doss Agency 5/20 171H 5/21 Dossier Translate 5/23 GIRL! Born 6/1/05 Accepted 6/7/05 POA Guat 6/16 DNA Match 6/30 FC Interview 7/22 Preapp 8/4 Visit 8/4-8/8  FC Out 8/11/05 In PGN 8/12/05 Kickout 8/26/05 Resub PGN 8/26/05 OUT 9/8/05 PINK 9/21/05 HOME 9/29/05!!
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09-22-2008, 03:57 PM
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I don't care if it was just washed, you cannot wear your Papa's underwear on your head.
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Suzanne 06/15/06 - Ana Maire born 06/29/07 - Home 08/19/07 - Joseline Teresa Born 09/04/08 - Home
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