[rapf777]

Ok not sure if there was a thread on this...but I decided to start one and OH BOY Giuseppa is coming up with the funniest things!!! Last nite DH tells Giuseppa time for tubby and she goes "No Daddddddiiiieeeeeeee.....I am busy!!" I was laughing so hard...Where did she get that??? We will never know.

What is the cutest thing your child has said.......

[TracyC]

Natalie is starting to say the funniest things, too. The other day she was playing with her dolls. She picked one up and then quickly dropped her on the floor. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, "She stinks!" Here it was a cabbage patch doll and the hair was scented.

My favorite funny thing that she said happened last night. My DH had a bunch of dollar bills in his hands and was getting ready to go buy lottery tickets for his work's lottery pool. Natalie looked up at him and then dashed over to him saying, "Monnneeeeey!!!" and then "Daddy, buy some more chicken!" (we had chicken for dinner that night). Oh, how we laughed and laughed. I just love this age.

[mturner]

My 3yr. old daughter when she was 2 would check my husbands pockets all the time and when she was checking she would say "bank". So, Daddy's pockets if they had money in them, she would say bank or ask for bank. Yep, she learned at an early age, that Daddy is where you go for money! LOL Her new thing is she wants a little puppy. Now, we already have 2 dogs and 5 cats, but our dogs are too big for her liking. So, everyday she asks Daddy for a little dog, right now! She even puts her hands on her hips and gives him a bit of attitude. She has not given up on asking for a little puppy now for about 2 months! Our 3yr. old says the cutest things, but boy is she going to be a handful!

Martina

[matthewsmom0505]

Gosh, there are so many . . .

The funniest ones lately from my DS have been "Mommy, how was your day?" "Daddy, how was your day?" and "Sissy, how was your day?" So cute the way he says it! He has started saying "Actually . . . " alot lately too. Like "Actually mommy, I want a starburst for dinner."

The other day, out of the blue while playing with DD he said "Mama, I'm so excited to have a sissy!" My heart melted and eyes misted right then and there . . .

[guatparents2be]

How funny that you started this thread. I just decided today that I was going to start a weekly thread of what cute/funny/absurd things our kids did over the week!

Last night at the dinner table Julian (who is not quite 2) was calling out words for me to spell. "Mommy" "Papi" "Kitty" "Eggs" then he yells "Monkey balls!"

I almost spit out my dinner.

[angel_bayou]

A long time ago when my son was little I was doing infertility treatments and we explained to him how we were hoping to have him a brother or sister in hopes to make it easier when we often had to leave him to go to the doctor! Anyway a lady asked him in Wal-Mart one day if he had any brothers or sisters and he looked at her and said no but the doctor is trying to make me one!! Talk about want to crawl under the buggy!

[drjeanne]

Our DD is nearly 3 yo and man! she sure does say some funny stuff these days! She comes up with things we don't even know she knows!

She has this friend named Elijah and just loves him but, she can't say his name so, she calls him 'Liiiiiiiiiiiiiijah. We live in southeastern Kentucky so, you can just imagine this southern drawl coming out of this little Guatemalan princessa! haha! Anyway, no matter what happened to her...whether she's dirty or fell down or has messy hair etc....and no matter what day of the week it is or whether Elijah was at school with her or not....you can say "Who did that to you?" and she'll say "Liiiiiiiiiiijah did it" every time! She's such a goof ball!

Also, sometimes she gets mixed up when she's talking to Mommy and Daddy and starts calling us either Dama or Dama! My little pumpkin is so cute!

More stories please! I just love this thread!
Jeanne

[vegaschristina]

My 2 year old FD grabs both of my cheeks, looks me right in the eye an yells "wake UP!" I tell her I am and she says, "No, WAKE UP!"

[w8ting4Thomas]

We just recently took Thomas to Chattanooga for the weekend with friends. We took him to Ruby Falls - an underground cave that ends with a beautiful waterfall about 1000ft undersground. The falls 'fall' into a 'pool' created to catch the water before it releases underground. Anway...after the .6 mile into the cave (with me carrying him!!) we get to the falls and I walk him to the edge of the 'pool' where the water is falling and he puts his little hands up and says BATHTUB!!! I guess he thought mommy and daddy carried him a long way for a bath!!!

[myguatbabes]

These are hilarious. I almost passed out laughing so hard!! The other night Brian (2 1/2 years old), was in with me on the computer looking at toys for Christmas. I asked him if he would like to have a car he could ride in or a video game. He looked at me and said, "Ummmm, Cash!" He is so funny. I love this age.

[linda512]

Benji has started saying "I don't believe it", complete with body language and perfect inflection. He is almost 3. It's a riot. He also compliments me on everything- "Mama, I like your shirt", "i like your house", etc. Not sure where he got that from but it's very sweet.

[busterleroy]

Katie was crying - not really, just sort of faking it - after some minor backseat altercation with her brother. Joey sighed and said "Drama, drama, drama."

[judymend]

Originally Posted by matthewsmom0505

Gosh, there are so many . . .

The funniest ones lately from my DS have been "Mommy, how was your day?" "Daddy, how was your day?" and "Sissy, how was your day?" So cute the way he says it!

How funny...Peter Jack has been saying the same exact thing lately!!! "How was your day mommy"? When I reply "It was great, how was yours sweetheart"? He says "It was great mommy"! The cutest!!!!!!!!



"Peter Jack Loves Mommy
From Here, To The Moon
Times Infinity"!!!!

They are the special words that I've been saying to him since he was placed in my arms at 9 months old!!! "Mommy Loves Peter Jack, From Here, To The Moon, Times Infinity"!!! and now he says it to me, AMAZING ISN'T IT!!?

Another saying that is too adorable:

"One More Time, Mommy, Just One More Time" and he does this when he wants to do something that he knows he's not suppose to do again! And he tilts his little face to the one side and puts his little pointer finger up and says it, its too cute!!!!!!

[Slatond10]

DD is 3 ( almost 4) .. she was playing w/ her toy cash register. Ran a credit card thru the slide and said " Mam, I am sorry but you're over your limit." WHAT!!! Where in the world had she EVER heard that!

Still makes me giggle!!!

[jules17]

When Sam had just turned 2, my mom took him out to her garden to help pick tomatoes. He calls my mom Nonni.

Fast forward a few days...he saw the tomato he had picked sitting on the counter. He LOVES peaches, so he said quizzically, "Peach?" And I said, "It's a tomato."

And he said, "Nonni peach?"

To this day, tomatoes are Nonni peaches!