[Mandy4President]

Okay, I just had to post this. I got this email today from a friend and it had some funny things in it. I think that we could always use a laugh here, so here we go.

remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" Have a wonderful day!


Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b#*@$ up with cookies.
(Unknown)


I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-


My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-


I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-


This is the last post for today, I promise.

[Clare'sMom]

You have a long day ahead of you on Thursday young lady, and you need your rest......

P.S. I think I wrote this one...
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b#*@$ up with cookies.
(Unknown)

Ann