[Cristi727]

4 yr. old son to complete stranger at the mall: "My mommy and daddy are going to get a divorce and then I am going to marry her".
Me: "Mamas and sons have a different type of love, than daddys and mamas".
Son: "NO we are getting married!"
Me to complete stranger: Please excuse us...

"Baby sisters can't sleep inside folded sofa beds"

"Don't wipe your bottom on the bathroom rug, use toiletpaper"

"Call it a kilt, boys don't wear skirts"

"Put down the mud ball"

"Don't use wood glue to fix broken cups"

[GeeGeeTaylor]

Well, as you can imagine if you read my "bath time story" I would have a lot, esp since I am working to put them all in a book. But for now I shall only share one.

Usually, about twice a year, my daughters go for long visits with their dad. My son being the only child during this time, normally having 3 sisters to terrize and play with, we end up getting worn out. At some point we finally say.

"Boo, I'm tired, I need a break. Go play with yourself"

Or just over christmas while on the phone with a relative, I said "I'm on the phone boo, can't you just go play with yourself for 5 minutes?? Please"

[Cristi727]

Our family was in Subway sandwhich shop and my two AS's were suppossed to by saving us a table while my husband and I waited in line.

I glanced over and noticed my 4 year old on the dirty floor and I said, "Son, you don't do yoga in Subway."

He just got up and said "okay I will finish at home".

My husband turned to me and said that my comment was one of the strangest he remembers hearing from a parent and I immediatly thought of this thread!

[mom2justynsarah]

Ok, I have a few things to add. lol.

My 2 year old daughter has recently gotten into the "licking" stage. She thinks it's hysterical to lick us on our hand, leg, arm, cheek etc. She also likes (or shall I say tries) sticking her finger in our mouths, nose, belly button etc. Again, she finds these acts to be absolutely hysterical.

Well, as you can imagine, I have been known to say the following:

"Sarah, stop licking me!"
"I don't want to be licked."
"No licking!
"Go lick daddy" (hee hee)
"Go lick Justin" (hee hee).
"No, don't let the dog lick your tongue!" Ewww!!!
"Get your finger out of my nose"
"Don't stick your finger in the dog's eye"
"Don't lick my tush" (butt cheek) (lol)

There was one time when we were out in public, and she wouldn't put her tongue back in her mouth. She wanted to lick & pant like a dog. So of course she was trying to lick me. I am sure people could hear me when I said:

"Stop panting."
"Put your tongue back in your mouth"
"Stop licking." "Your drooling"

and my ultimate favorite is:

"I do not want you to stick your tongue in my mouth!"