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Old 01-12-2004, 09:09 AM
CRAZYANGEL CRAZYANGEL is offline
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Talking Funny Story: Daddy in-training!!!!!

This is a story about my husband that I thought could bring a smile to your day!!! My husband (who is a member of this site -love ya dear) has never changed a diaper!! He was asked by his brother to babysit our niece who is 2 1/2. He agreed but was concerned that he would have to change a diaper..but his brother told my husband "Nope..she is potty trained". So, after picking her up from daycare that went to Home Depot, McDonalds for ice cream then made a stop at Grandpa's house. Our niece then declared....Uncle D "I need to go poop". He stated "Go ahead you know where the bathroom is" She says "Can you go with me?" He says "No, your a big girl"... HeHe.. Little did he know!!!!

A few minutes later she comes out of the bathroom with her pants around her ankles and little something special in her hands declaring "Boogers". Grandpas grabs the so called "Boogers" with a tissue and Uncle D says "it looks like bubble gum"...Grandpa laughs and says "Sure doesn't smell like bubble gum".... Discovering that it's "POOP"!!! Uncle D..now knows that she doesn't know how to wipe herself..But she tried! He follows her to the bathroom walking along a trail of poop. He tells her "Ok lets clean you up" and she does the old... bend over and grab your ankles...He almost looses his cookies!!!!!! So, his new motto is "If kids say "boogers" don't trust them!!

Thought this would make you smile. Our family has surely laughed everytime we tell the story..

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