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You are approaching this shooing away of the girls all wrong. Let me explain.
The most effective way to stop this is to at all times carry a naked baby picture with you--best if it's a rear view. When some girl child starts fawning all over your boy child, simply say, "Oh, if you think he's cute now, just let me show you this!" and deftly whoop out the picture.
The young lady will giggle like the girl she is and go "Aaaawww!" and your son will turn into the baby that he is, pull his head down into his shoulders, turn red, and be rendered speechless. There will, of course, be heck to pay later, but oh well.
From that point on, he will avoid that particular young lady even if she still bats her lovely eyes at him--she's seen him nekkid!
And word gets around about things like that.
You only have to do it a time or two.
Experience in these matters--I has it!
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