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The Flipper: Sage Continues (don't read over breakfast!)
Ok he's bigger, stronger, his poops are bigger and ummm "stronger?" and he's not falling for ANY of my old tricks to keep him on his back for even a second! I could give him my blackberry, the sonic toothbrush (those were the "sure things") and he's not having it.
He's been in pullups for months which is GREAT for pee but I'm desperate!!!!!!
Today I did the most UN PC thing. I PUT A COOKIE IN HIS MOUTH! Choking hazard, food abuse....yeah I feel GREAT about that one. It worked once but he wont' fall for it again.
UGH help? Should i take off all his clothes and just change him in the bathtub? Doesn't help that he has Chronic Diarrhea?
Sorry so gross. I NEED HELP!
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