I know I can't possibly be the only with a moron for an uncle

So c'mon share the idiotic comments.....
My uncle asked "Does she speak english yet?" and I said "Uh yeah" and he says "Well it's in her
blood" Really, I'm not sure that's where language comes from, but if you say so....
Then proceeded to ask why I would buy her shoes that squeak when she walks.... and doesn't it get annoying?
