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Yes, you did read that right. Santa will not be getting his government bailout causing elves to be laid off. Therefore, Christmas will be much less about presents this year.

Jenny forgot that she was the one that drank all the rum, apparently with both hands-one with eggnog, one with coke.

Mrsred was tired after she finished off all the wine.

Of course, Crick was trying to raise funds running a cash bar during chat. Not sure how that worked out but she stole her daughter's $5 to help herself to the beer since the rum and the wine were both gone.

Athikers is not allowed to travel with us because she insists she is no fun and we are all about fun.

Lorraine was again MIA and a private detective is being hired to find her. We hope he takes baked goods as payment cause kburch won't lets us eat any baked goods and we spent all our money at the bar.

Kburch is now old as she thinks 8:30 is bedtime and she also didn't think her church would rearrange their schedule to match snptf travel plans. I don't see the problem myself.

Lylac needs a stepstool. She apparently discovered she was short.

Mrsred killed the reindeer that are laying all over the highways if anyone was wondering about that.