I'm am happy today because an airplane didn't crash into my house.
I'm happy today because we didn't get 3 feet of snow (it's Michigan, ya never know).
I'm happy today because I didn't blow a cerebral aneurysm while writing out bills.
I'm happy today because the dogs only ate half of my lunch while my back was turned wiping Katie's butt after she pooped.
I'm happy today because our kitten George didn't bite my toes every time I moved my foot while I slept last night.
I'm happy today because gasoline is down to 3.36 a gallon (wooo hooo....3.36....can you believe it).
I'm happy today because my fever is finally down below 100.0F for the first time in two days.
I'm happy today because my lower back only feels like one red hot knife is sticking in it instead of 100 red hot knives.
I'm happy today because my wife gave me a new nickname today....."Mr. Positive!".
It can't get any better than this!
Edited for spelling and grammar - doh!