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Originally Posted by Linny

Oh Tracey....THAT'S funny!!!!!!!! VERY funny!

Dh and I are 51...been parenting children for over 27yrs. (Our oldest just turned 28!) We're also members of AARP...which, I suppose, makes us REALLY old?

There's an EXCELLENT article about 50 ways to feel good about being 50+. One of the 'ways' speaks to ADOPTING children (babies) at 50yrs of age.

Here's the link:

50 Reasons to Love Being 50+

(It's reason #24 !!! )

Sincerely,

Linny

Uh...thanks for the link but as someone who gave birth this month at age 37 I think I'll pass on obtaining more kids after age 50! There's only one life-altering change I plan on making after age 50 - or- menopause, which ever comes first. I am divorcing my d/h through no fault of his and getting my self a WIFE! Yep, you read it right...I want a wife! It has nothing to do with my sexuality at all; just once before I die I want to live the good life that he and every other husband has always been fortunate enough to enjoy:

I WANT A SOFT CUDDLY HOT MAMA TO COOK My
MEALS, IRON MY CLOTHES, SCREEN MY PHONE CALLS, BALANCE MY CHECKBOOK, RAISE MY BABIES, CLEAN MY
HOUSE, BUY MY DRAWERS ON SALE, ENTERTAIN MY FRIENDS AND RELATIVES, TiVo MY FAVORITE SHOWS, DOWNLOAD MY FAVORITE MUSIC, UPDATE MY APPT. BOOK, MAKE CHARITABLE DONATIONS AND FILE TAX RECEIPTS,TRANSCRIBE MY SERMONS, MATCH MY POCKET SQUARES AND TIES WITH SUITS, RECHARGE MY CELL PHONE, BLACKBERRY, ELECTRIC RAZOR AND LAPTOP NIGHTLY, REMEMBER MY PARENTS, KIDS, CHURCH ELDERS, FORMER FRAT BROTHERS AND CLOSE FRIENDS BIRTHDAYS AND BUY LOVELY GIFTS AND SIGN BOTH OUR NAMES ON THE CARDS ALL THE WHILE KEEPING ABREAST OF THE LATEST MAKE UP AND FASHION TRENDS; OH...AND SHE MUST HAVE A FIRM BUTT.

Sorry, no more babies for me, I just want to retire and live the good life. It will be my wife's job to keep me young! Tracy