You know you're (almost) over 40 when your teen daughter leaves a voice mail
saying "Mom I need help I've gotta do a report on
STOCKINGS " so you grab a new pair of pantyhose at Walmart and pull out several old pair from your dresser and do 2 hours of on-line research before she gets home only to discover she actually said
STALKINGS and she takes it even further by reminding you that no one even wears stockings anymore except YOU and old ladies with blue leg veins!
Tracy