This is HILARIOUS!
You know you're over 40 when:
(Echos of other posts here..) "You check on your sleeping baby and the crack of your knees wake him up!" Yikes
(That doesn't happen anymore because he's a heavier sleeper LOL)
You know you're over 40 when:
"You take your newborn baby to the hospital, complain about the wait and the receptionist pages the doctor saying to the world that the baby's GRANDMOTHER is waiting!"
You know you're over 40 when:
All the things that would have made you crazy at 25 just make you laugh now...
You have no desire to "get away" because it took you this long just to get "here"
And yes, big night out starts at 6:30
Oh here's a good one
You know you're 40 when
"Marlo Thomas's FREE TO BE YOU AND ME is on the stereo and you are singing "it's alright to cry" and "Mommy's Are People" Can we say 70's?