When I worked at the hospital we had a patient named
Hysterectomy Jones

There is a podiatrist in town named
Dr. Smelsy

There is a funeral home in town called Spiller and Spitler

Let's not forget the local ear nose and throat guy - ready?
Dr. Lip$h!tz

IMO, the worst names are those with invented spellings. Tyffanie. Khrystyl. Abbygaile. EmmaLeigh. DeChauncey. I know parents give those names to make their child *different*. Your name has nothing to do with making you different, it is how you live and the choices you make that set you apart. Besides, having to constantly spell out or clarify your first name is a big pain in the tail!