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Old 08-17-2007, 04:05 PM
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News I said what?

To keep us laughing, what are some things you have said as a parent that you never thought you'd say? I'm not talking about feeling like you have become your mother/father because you said the same thing they did. I'm talking about the things that only foster/adoptive parents say.

EX: You may not verbally threaten to kill people, you may not make hand gestures like you're going to kill someone, you may not write that you want to hurt someone, etc. and listing all the "loopholes" that a child might use to get away with something.

If you're going to pee in your room, could you pee in a bucket instead?
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