Heather -
You are too funny woman!
Good that you seem to have your head in the right place and a sense of humor about all of this. You need it, right? I was on the infertility merry-go-round myself for 4 years and am sooooo happy to be off of it and onto something so wonderful like adoption (the bmom we're "matched" with is due next month - doc appt today!)
Good luck with your ads. You seem like yoy really have it together in terms of the route you're pursuing. God speed, my friend.
Blessings,
Deb