This was my favorite:
Why are you so stressed? At least you're not sick and pregnant!
Hmmmmm.....did you ever think that I would have given anything for that thank you very much!
Another good one:
Enjoy it just being you and your husband! After all, your life is about to end!
Makes you want to chuck them out a window, doesn't it.
Let's see: Good things to say when someone is waiting for a match/placement:
It's okay, you can survive this. What can I do to help?
I'm so sorry you're having a good time.
Here's some beer.
