Let's see, I've had to tell Sam:
"That's not how little boys kiss their Momma" - after deciding to give me a very wet, on the lips kiss just like in the Little Mermaid.
"I'm Eric" he tells me.
"Of course you got fur in your mouth, you kissed the cat"
"You can't kiss the girls at school". (do we see a little pattern here?)
"Don't bite your toe nails. You have a Momma now who can clip them for you."
"Dont pick up used gum and eat it" He used to search under tables for gum when we were still in Russia - he, thankfully is long out of this stage.
"Don't take your teeth out" I should clarify that he wears an upper teeth appliance. It is glued in so taking it out means another trip to the dentist.
"You don't need to smell Sophia's dirty diaper".
And just today, maybe the most original,
"Its call your penis, not peanuts. And don't put Momma's hair clip on it, you will hurt yourself." As he is naked, just out of the tub and supposed to be dressing himself. But my plastic hair clip was sitting on the sink and it was too hard not to pick it up and see what appendage it might fit on.
And I want to do this again??? Of course I do!!!
Christina