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Ok, ROFL here. Call me twisted, but this reminds me of the Cabbage Patch Mania of the early '80's. The trauma of parents running wild in any store that carried Cabbage Patch dolls, looking for the last one hoping to make Susie's Christmas "the best ever". (You don't want to know my best ever Christmas memory. It silenced all my co-workers for about 30 seconds, then my boss looked at me and said, "That is the most pathetic story I've ever heard.") It cracks me up that this is the same thing, only a more "mature" toy.
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I expected that there would be times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
Pressure can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond, or an average person into a perfect basket case.
I used to have a handle on life, but it fell off.
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